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MAL-WARE

$43.72 AUD

It's not corrupted data, it's just a Malinois. "Mal-Ware" leans into the breed's reputation as a system-crasher. This design features a snarling Mal, cast in glowing green code rain against total black. Because if any dog was built to infiltrate, disrupt, and take down a mainframe, it's this one.

Whether you’re deep in the Malinois lifestyle, training protection dogs, or just love dark tech humor, this shirt delivers. For the Mal owners who know their dog is basically a virus with a heartbeat — but love them anyway.

Product Info

  • Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt
    100% ring-spun cotton
  • Maintains its shape and softness after repeated washes 
  • High-quality direct-to-garment print that lasts
  • Preshrunk during the dyeing process — significantly reduces shrinkage after washing
  • Relaxed unisex fit (true to size, slightly oversized look) with a broken-in feel right out of the bag
  • Available in multiple garment-dyed colors — each shirt has slight natural variation, which is part of the charm
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

MAL-WARE: Not responsible for chewed cables, deleted socks, or total house domination.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

MAL-WARE Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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