Abducted
Three highly advanced aliens. One Malinois. You do the math.
They came in peace and abducted a Malinois. They thought he was the perfect specimin. Seconds later, instant regret. Warp speed still not fast enought to get enough distance between then. But, they left with a story that Earth is not to be messed with.
This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a cautionary tale from the cosmos. High-quality black tee featuring a detailed, vintage-style illustration of the exact second intergalactic invaders realized they’d picked the wrong planet… and the wrong dog.
Perfect for dog people, sci-fi nerds, and anyone who believes Earth is already adequately defended.
Product Info
- Available in multiple garment-dyed colors — each shirt has slight natural variation, which is part of the charm
- Premium Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton
- Maintains its shape and softness after repeated washes
- High-quality direct-to-garment print that lasts
- Preshrunk during the dyeing process — significantly reduces shrinkage after washing
- Relaxed unisex fit (true to size, slightly oversized look) with a broken-in feel right out of the bag
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Soft, durable, and guaranteed to start conversations (and possibly mild interstellar panic).
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Get a Grip K9
- Email: contact@support.getagripk9.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Abducted Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
