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I'm The Asshole -

229,25 kr. DKK
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Some dogs like the sport. Others live for the fight. You know the ones.. they would rather bite than breathe. The kind of Malinois that makes decoys start reconsidering their career choices.A dog that is full commitment, zero hesitation, and a look on her face that says "Bring it".

If you know a dog like this — or you are the handler standing next to one — you already know there's no explaining it to people who haven't seen it. She's not "intense." She's not "a lot." She's just built different, and the suit knows it.

Product Info

  • Available in multiple garment-dyed colors — each shirt has slight natural variation, which is part of the charm
  • Premium Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Maintains its shape and softness after repeated washes 
  • High-quality direct-to-garment print that lasts
  • Preshrunk during the dyeing process — significantly reduces shrinkage after washing
  • Relaxed unisex fit (true to size, slightly oversized look) with a broken-in feel right out of the bag
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For handlers who've been dragged across the field, by a dog hell bent on giving a decoy more than they bargained for, this one's for you.

Select color: Bay

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.