Silence is Golden Unless...
Silence is Golden… UNLESS you have a Malinois. Then it’s very, very suspicious.
This hilarious Belgian Malinois shirt is perfect for every Malinois mom, dad, and obsessed owner who knows the truth: if your Mal is quiet, something’s probably getting destroyed. Featuring bold, clean typography on a premium soft tee, this design captures the chaotic energy and endless entertainment that comes with owning one of the most intense, intelligent, and athletic dog breeds.
Whether you’re walking your high-drive working line Malinois, training, or just surviving another zoomie-filled day, this shirt speaks your language. It makes the perfect gift for Malinois lovers, Belgian Malinois owners, dog trainers, and anyone who understands that “quiet Malinois” is basically an oxymoron.
Product Info
- Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt
100% ring-spun cotton - Maintains its shape and softness after repeated washes
- High-quality direct-to-garment print that lasts
- Preshrunk during the dyeing process — significantly reduces shrinkage after washing
- Relaxed unisex fit (true to size, slightly oversized look) with a broken-in feel right out of the bag
- Available in multiple garment-dyed colors — each shirt has slight natural variation, which is part of the charm
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Get a Grip K9
- Email: contact@support.getagripk9.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Silence is Golden Unless... Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
