Not Today, Reaper

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Even the Grim Reaper Knows Better

Death comes for everyone... some times on four legs. 

Scythe dropped. Robe flying. Full sprint. Turns out the only thing scarier than the Reaper is a Malinois. Cartoon-style illustration for owners who know their dog would absolutely chase Death himself.

Product Info

  • Available in multiple garment-dyed colors — each shirt has slight natural variation, which is part of the charm
  • Premium Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Maintains its shape and softness after repeated washes 
  • High-quality direct-to-garment print that lasts
  • Preshrunk during the dyeing process — significantly reduces shrinkage after washing
  • Relaxed unisex fit (true to size, slightly oversized look) with a broken-in feel right out of the bag
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Nobody's ready to go — especially not him.

Select color: Granite

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.